Funny Medieval counted Cross Stitch Pattern: Cringe M’lord Gothic Embroidery (PDF)
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🕯️ “That Was a Little Cringe M’lord” – Gothic Cross Stitch Pattern PDF
A touch of medieval sarcasm, stitched with class.
This funny gothic cross stitch pattern blends dark cottagecore charm with old-world humour, perfect for anyone who loves a bit of wit with their needlework.
Whether you hang it beside your candlelit desk or gift it to a fellow lord or lady of questionable taste, this design adds the perfect dose of medieval mischief to your home.
✨ Pattern Details:
Pattern size: 151 x 44
Fabric count: 10
Finished size: 38 x 11 cm
Total stitches: 1,470
Total skeins: 4
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4 colours
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DMC Stranded (D)
D562 (Jade MD) - Stitches: 60 - Skeins: 1
D680 (Old Gold DK) - Stitches: 1,123 - Skeins: 1
D803 (Baby Blue UL VY DK) - Stitches: 208 - Skeins: 1
D817 (Coral Red VY DK) - Stitches: 79 - Skeins: 1
🪡 Designed for 14 count Black Aida (adaptable to any fabric count)
🕸️ PDF Includes
• Full-color chart
• Black-and-white symbol chart
• DMC color key and symbol legend
• Pattern Keeper compatible files
• Instant digital download
⚔️ Perfect For
• Lovers of gothic, fantasy, and dark humour
• Unique medieval-inspired home décor
• Gifts for fellow stitchers or sarcastic nobles
• Cross stitchers who like their art with a smirk
🌙 Digital Download
This is a digital cross stitch pattern only — no physical item will be shipped.
Once purchased, you’ll receive your files instantly so you can start stitching your masterpiece right away.
Funny Medieval counted Cross Stitch Pattern: Cringe M’lord Gothic Embroidery (PDF)
$5.99